Pillsbury Pizza Mini's Scam

I had recently purchased a 12 pack box of Pillbury Pizza Mini's. It said that it contained a code inside of the box that I could use to download 2 free mp3s from this website. If you know me, you would have known how excited I actually was. I chose a few r&b songs such as Montell Jordan - Let's ride and Mary J. Blige - Without You...so when I added them to the cart It came to a download menu. But then I decided that I better have a second and final look on the site incase I change my mind at the last moment. I wasn't really happy with anything else so I went back to my cart menu and when I clicked the "get music" button...instead of letting me download it this time it says "Sorry but your downloads have exeeded!". So i'm pissed off because i didn't download fuck all. I got SCAMMED! So then I logged out and logged back in and it let me down load ONE of the songs. I was so freakin' relieved that it worked. I click the second song and then it says i exeeded the download...i see that fuckin message again! Now it wont let me download anything at all.

This is fuckin' dumb... the fuckers at Pillsbury just scammed me. I called the 1-800 number to complain but thier office hours are closed...so i'm going to bitch and hopefully i'll get more free songs to download. Personally I don't think it's fair.

I usually encourage legal music...but this is why people don't want to...atleast from this dumb site anyway. Most other sites are more secure I assume.This is what happens when you download music legitmately (in some cases).

The Incredible Hand Clapping Bum!

Hmm...maybe the title said it all. Alright, the most retarded thing i've seen in my life... while Mike, Bran and I were in Vancouver heading out to the Rock Shop, before going to the concert, I saw this strange fuckin' homeless guy that i ALWAYS see on the same bench doing the same thing. He just sits there and claps his hands in a cool rhythm. It gets better...he can do it super faster while he slaps his palms and fingers on differant parts of his hands. It's really interesting to watch. Unfortunately i didn't see the other bum... the one with the Can-On-A-Stick invention. That's too bad because i was looking fowarding to showing Mike and Bran haha. We ran into several other homeless crackheads though. This one kept following us around asking for extra change because he claimed he needed money to get home and he didn't have the correct change to get on the bus...? hmm right right. That's real believable...i'm thinking this guy must really need to get on a bus to get to his box...oops excuse me, i mean "home" that was a few blocks away. For his crack I assume.

Oh yeah, on a totally unrelated topic...we got lost and Mike also drove down an 'authorized transit bus only' street...haha. He doesn't like to admit this...and probably wont...infact he never mentioned it once in his log but we had buses honking at us from behind us hahaha. It was a good learning experience though. A lot to see and learn in down town Vancouver.

STATIC-X CONCERT!!! ... Truely An Orgasmic Expierience.

Yeah it's 8:19am in the morning, I have just awaken after a night of the most orgasmic expierience at the Commodore down town Vancouver!!! I saw STATIC-X perform live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT! Opening acts were Opiate for The Masses and ILL NINO! I would have to say, it was one of the greatest days of my life. I even got OFM's autographs on thier cd! I also purchased an Ill Nino t-shirt....i was hoping to get that signed along with thier cd too but unfortunately that didn't happen. They were nowhere in sight after their performance. In my honest opinion Ill Nino is one of my favorite bands and even if they headlined as the main act I would definately go see them. Static-x was just some fucked up energetic metal...I believe Mike and Bran would have to agree with me. They enjoyed themselves as well.

...and oh yeah, who says I couldn't be in the mosh? (because i'm brown right?) I was right in the fuckin' MIDDLE!!! I was between some sweaty white people (eew!) with Mike standing infront of me (if you have a sore back this morning from random pushing from behind...ahem *cough cough* it wasn't me...i swear!). Well anyway, there had been many theoretical assumptions that if i had been in the mosh that I would get beaten and stomped on...if any worse maybe even stabbed and killed. Which none of those happened... Except for this little bitch that kept grabbing on to me! (but that doesn't count) She was trying to hold on to my fuckin' Cannibal Corpse hoodie because she kept getting knocked around in the mosh. My question is... if you can't handle it, what the hell are you doing in there??? She deserved the aggressive charging and elbowing anyway, she was being really bitchy during the entire night.





Now I must wear my Ill Nino T-shirt for the day and frame my OFM


cd up next to my autographed Black Dahlia Murder cd (courtesy of Michael Skira). He had gotten it for me from the OZZ Fest. I rewarded the good man with a bottle of Sour Puss.

If you want to read more about the concert, it might be good to go to Mike's web log...he may have different perspectives of the night.


well before i enclose this weblog, i'll leave you with the last note of:

...LaTiN mUtHaPhUkKiN' MeTaL!!!! Bitches!!!!