I'm hungry...where should we eat at?

Why not the Pho' Bich Nga on Victoria Dr. and Kingsway in Vancouver lol.

A BUNK FUCKIN' CALLIN' CARD...SON A OF B#!@$!

I drove over to a convenient store a couple blocks away from my house to buy a calling card. Some East Indian bitch sold me a $5 dollar card ensuring that it was reliable and it has never had any problems in the past...I took her fuckin' word for it. Why? I don't know. So I call it and it asked for me to select the language. I press 1 for English and it was still going off in other languages and then the line goes dead. I was like what the fuck????????? I tried it a few times only to realize that the whore sold me a bunk calling card. I drove back today to get my money back and it was her husband there. I kindly told him what had happened and I was sold a calling card there that didn't work. He simply told me he couldn't do anything about it. I said he could because that's where i bought it.He backed away slowly because I was using a slightly angry tone...then he stuttered and replied by saying that he'll talk to the sales person and let me know. Takes the card back and I'm like..uhhh don't you want my number?? he's like...oh yeah sure sure. I'm pretty sure I wont be getting a call from him...it's only 5 dollars but I WILL keep coming back until I do. I will annoy the shit out of him...I hate these fuckin' scamers. So I got scammed on a bunk calling card...what's next???

NEWS: Beef With Burger King Manager Gets Teen Shot!!!

(CBS) NEW YORK A Burger King restaurant manager is being charged with shooting a teenage boy dead after the two argued and the boy spit in the manager's face.

Police say 16-year-old Shaka Walcott and 45-year-old Ronald Johannes had been arguing for more than a week. Police say the teenager returned to the Bronx Burger King Saturday night and was shot several times in the chest by the manager.

Witnesses say Johannes also was injured in the fight and he left the scene while the teen-ager writhed on the ground. Police say Walcott was taken to a hospital, where he was pronounced dead. They said Johannes was bleeding from gunshot wounds when he stumbled back to his home, where they arrested him.

Johannes is charged with murder, manslaughter and criminal possession of a weapon.

Customers at the Burger King, however, said Johannes was difficult to deal with and used to kick them out.

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NEWS: Man has sex with dead deer!

man is accused of having sex with the carcass of a deer that he found lying beside the road – but his lawyer denies that he committed bestiality, on the grounds that a dead deer isn't an animal any more.

20-year-old Bryan James Hathaway of Superior, Wisconsin allegedly had sex with the deer corpse after he found it on the roadside on October 11 this year. Authorities say he told police that he noticed the deer lying in a ditch, and then moved the corpse into the woods.

He is charged with 'sexual gratification with an animal' – but in a magnificent piece of legal footwork, his attorney argues that he can't be guilty of that crime, because a carcass isn't an animal, the Duluth News Tribune reports.

Public defender Fredric Anderson filed a motion last week which claimed: 'The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass.'

He said that if you try to include corpses in the category of 'animals', then 'you really go down a slippery slope with absurd results.' The only clear place to draw a line in the definition of what is an animal, and what isn't, was at the point of death, he argued.

He gave the example of a roast turkey – with which it would be illegal to have sex under the braoder interpretation of the law – claiming that it was unreasonable to suggest it should still be classified as an animal for the purposes of law.

In response, prosecutor James Broughner argued that a deer carcass is still an animal – pointing out that in his statement to police, Hathaway called the corpse a 'dead deer,' demonstrating that he still thought of it as an animal.

Judge Michael Lucci noted when hearing the arguments that: 'I'm a little surprised this issue hasn't been tackled before in another case.'

If Hathaway is convicted, he could serve up to two years in prison, because of a previous conviction in 2005 for shooting dead a horse called Bambrick. So that he could have sex with it.

NEWS: Buddhist monk cuts off penis and renounces refix

BANGKOK (Reuters) - A Thai Buddhist monk cut off his penis with a machete because he had an erection during meditation and declined to have it reattached, saying he had renounced all earthly cares, a doctor and a newspaper said on Wednesday.

The 35-year-old monk, whose name was withheld for privacy reasons, allowed medical staff at Maharaj hospital, 780 km (480 miles) south of Bangkok to dress his wound, but refused reattachment, hospital chief Prawing Euanontouch said.

"We cleaned up the wound, gave him some stitches, but he declined to have it reattached because he said had abandoned everything," Prawing told Reuters by telephone.

Prawing declined to comment on the monk's erection, which Bangkok-based Kom Chad Luk tabloid reported on its Web site.

NEWS: Students expelled over teddy bear attack movie

KNIGHTSTOWN, Ind. (AP) - Two Knightstown students are suing to return to school after they were expelled for making a movie in which evil teddy bears attack a teacher.

The teenagers were among four students expelled from Knightstown High School over the movie, titled "The Teddy Bear Master."

Two of the boys are asking a federal judge in Indianapolis to order the students reinstated, arguing that school officials overreacted to a film parody and violated their First Amendment rights.

But Knightstown Principal Jim Diagostino and Superintendent David McGuire don't see the humor. They said the teacher who is threatened in the movie has the same last name as a real teacher in the district.

Copyright 2006 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.

NEWS: Driver Tries to Swallow Keys, Bites Cop!

MOSCOW (AP) - A Russian man whom police stopped for allegedly driving drunk tried to swallow his keys then bit an officer as the officer tried to retrieve them, a Russian news agency reported Tuesday.

The man, who was stopped overnight near Kemerovo, about 1,850 miles east of Moscow, admitted to police that he had drunk a half-liter of grain alcohol, RIA-Novosti reported, citing regional traffic spokeswoman Anna Kutonova.

As the police drew up the paperwork to confiscate the car, the man, identified only as a "Muscovite," put his keys in his mouth and tried to swallow them, the agency said.

One officer, fearing for the man's life, tried to retrieve the keys but the man bit him; only after donning gloves could the officer remove them, RIA-Novosti said. The man was charged with failing to follow police orders.

Kemerovo police officials could not be reached for comment late Tuesday.

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NEWS: Mom charged with baby's microwave death!

DAYTON, Ohio (AP) -- A mother was arrested on suspicion of killing her newborn daughter by microwaving the baby in an oven.

China Arnold, 26, was jailed Monday on a charge of aggravated murder, more than a year after she brought her dead month-old baby to a hospital. Bail was set Tuesday at $1 million.

"We have reason to believe, and we have some forensic evidence that is consistent with our belief, that a microwave oven was used in this death," said Ken Betz, director of the Montgomery County coroner's office.

He said the evidence included high-heat internal injuries and the absence of external burn marks on the baby, Paris Talley.

Arnold was arrested soon after the baby's death in August 2005, then was released while authorities investigated further. Betz said the case was difficult because "there is not a lot of scientific research and data on the effect of microwaves on human beings."

The death was ruled a homicide caused by hyperthermia, or high body temperature. The absence of external burns ruled out an open flame, scalding water or a heating pad as the cause, Betz said.

Arnold's lawyer, Jon Paul Rion, said his client had nothing to do with her child's death and was stunned when investigators told her that a microwave might have been involved.

"China -- as a mother and a person -- was horrified that such an act could occur," Rion said.

The night before the baby was taken to the hospital, Arnold and the child's father went out for a short time and left Paris with a baby sitter, Rion said. The mother didn't sense anything out of the ordinary until the next morning, when the child was found unconscious, Rion said.

Arnold has three other children.

In 2000, a Virginia woman was sentenced to five years in prison for killing her month-old son in a microwave oven. Elizabeth Renee Otte claimed she had no memory of cramming her son in the microwave and turning on the appliance in 1999.

Experts said that Otte suffered from epilepsy and that her seizures were followed by blackouts.

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NEWS: Pigs eat child alive in India!

NEW DELHI: A three-year-old boy was eaten alive by a herd of pigs in a village on the outskirts of New Delhi after family members did not notice him wander outside his home, an Indian newspaper reported.

Ajay, 3, was clutching a piece of bread when he was attacked by the pigs, the Hindustan Times said.

"We were all having lunch inside the house and did not realise that Ajay had walked out," Lal Bahadur, Ajay's uncle, was quoted as saying.

"A few minutes later, his mother noticed a few pigs chewing something."

She began screaming and throwing stones at the pigs after recognising her son's clothes, the newspaper said.

"I shudder to think how much pain and agony my child must have endured," Ajay's father Ashok, a labourer, said.

Only the boy's limbs were recovered.

Police said they booked the owner of the pigs for causing death by negligence.

Villagers around New Delhi often keep pigs, buffaloes and goats next to their houses.

NEWS: Man tries to cook wife in oven!

A man has been arrested after allegedly trying to force his estranged wife into an oven on Thanksgiving in front of their five children.

Martin Luther Jackson, 31, of Decatur, has been charged with aggravated assault, aggravated battery, cruelty to children and possession of marijuana after the Nov. 23 incident, said Sgt. Jodi Shupe of the Rockdale County Sheriff's Office.

Jackson and his 29-year-old wife, who have been separated since July, have five children ranging in age from 1 to 13 years old, Shupe said. Jackson apparently started fighting with his wife after she and the children returned to their Conyers home on Thanksgiving.

At one point during the fight, Jackson allegedly attempted to stuff his wife inside the kitchen oven, which had been left on to heat the house, Shupe said. The woman escaped and went to the sheriff's office with visible head injuries, Shupe said.

Investigators found Jackson hiding under a bed at his mother's house in Decatur, where he had been living since the separation, Shupe said.

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Information from: The Rockdale Citizen, http://www.citizenonline.net/

NEWS: Blind man takes over wheel from drunk driver

A Hamilton man with just five per cent sight took the wheel of a car from a drunk driver and was guided by a drunk passenger.

They crashed.

Musician Te Aute Matuakore Collier, 29, admitted a charge of reckless driving when he appeared before Judge Phil Connell in the Hamilton District Court.

A police summary of facts said Collier was in the back of a car being driven on Anglesea St on December 13, 2004.

The driver and the front-seat passenger were both drunk and Collier told the driver to pull over so he could drive.

The front-seat passenger helped steer the car and both passengers told Collier to turn into the Countdown Supermarket carpark.

But Collier missed the entrance and hit a retaining wall and sign. Part of the retaining wall broke.

He told police he was parking the vehicle so it was not blocking the road.

Collier was disqualified from driving for two years and ordered to pay $130 court costs.

NEWS: Naked sleepwalker rescued by police!

A man had to call police for help after waking up in the lobby of a hotel wearing only a string vest.

The man had woken at 3am after sleepwalking virtually naked out of his hotel room, reports the Sun. He wasn’t wearing his glasses and couldn’t see anything except the telephone - so he dialled 999.

Police arrived at the Rutland Hotel in Torquay, Devon, reports the Sun.

Hotel owners Eve Walley, 52, and husband Tom, 57, live nearby.

Eve said: “When the police rang I thought that we’d been burgled. But when they explained what happened I burst out laughing. “Tom went to help - I thought I’d spare the poor little fellow’s blushes. He has stayed here before and says he’ll wear pyjamas in future.” The guest, who is in his 70s, wishes to remain anonymous.

NEWS: Mom charged with stabbing son over popcorn

By KOMO Staff & News Services
PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) - A Happy Valley woman has been charged with assault, accused of stabbing her son after she found he had eaten some of her popcorn.

Clackamas County sheriff's deputies say 49-year-old Lepa Leposava was intoxicated when she confronted her son about the popcorn at their home on Friday.

Deupties believe the woman got upset when she saw her son eating the popcorn she had just popped.

They say she knocked the popcorn onto the floor, then ordered her 21-year-old son, Marko Rajic Leposava, to clean it up. When her son refused, the woman went into the kitchen, got a knife and stabbed him.

The son suffered a puncture wound under his eye and numerous cuts to his hand that required 34 stitches

Deputies say Lepa Leposava was arrested back in 2001 for fourth-degree assault on her son. She's being held without bail.

Early Christmas Present

As a early Christmas present, my good friend Jesika got me a small red toy 2002 Mini Cooper!!!! Fuckin' A!!! haha. The doors open on it and it even winds up and drives away. I'm having way to much fun with it while mike will get the new Taylor Hicks CD. Only because that's what his parents think kids these days listen to.

Personality Disorder Test Results

I was reading Bryce's web log and came across this Personality Disorder Test he did. I also decided to do it. Here are my results for all to see:

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low