Saturday, November 19, 2005

The Incredible Hand Clapping Bum!

Hmm...maybe the title said it all. Alright, the most retarded thing i've seen in my life... while Mike, Bran and I were in Vancouver heading out to the Rock Shop, before going to the concert, I saw this strange fuckin' homeless guy that i ALWAYS see on the same bench doing the same thing. He just sits there and claps his hands in a cool rhythm. It gets better...he can do it super faster while he slaps his palms and fingers on differant parts of his hands. It's really interesting to watch. Unfortunately i didn't see the other bum... the one with the Can-On-A-Stick invention. That's too bad because i was looking fowarding to showing Mike and Bran haha. We ran into several other homeless crackheads though. This one kept following us around asking for extra change because he claimed he needed money to get home and he didn't have the correct change to get on the bus...? hmm right right. That's real believable...i'm thinking this guy must really need to get on a bus to get to his box...oops excuse me, i mean "home" that was a few blocks away. For his crack I assume.

Oh yeah, on a totally unrelated topic...we got lost and Mike also drove down an 'authorized transit bus only' street...haha. He doesn't like to admit this...and probably wont...infact he never mentioned it once in his log but we had buses honking at us from behind us hahaha. It was a good learning experience though. A lot to see and learn in down town Vancouver.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude!, i saw the guy with the can on a stick invention like a month before we went to the concert, hi-larious!

12:53 AM  

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