My Car Tried To Kill Me!!!

It's true!! Last night I got off from work. When I was starting up my car, my engine shut off for 2 seconds as I was pulling out. Then I started my car up again and then it worked fine. So thinking it was okay, I drive out of the parking lot. When I got to the intersection I took a turn and the scariest thing happened! Literally my fuckin' car just shut down...EVERYTHING! The steering wheel jammed up...So now I couldn't even turn properly...So I try to wiggle it a little to turn it much as I could. I tried to brake but the car wouldn't slow down enough. I almost crashed into the intersection pole. I was VERY fortunate that I was able to make it to the side by jerking the steering wheel much as I could. Two seconds later Mike pulled up in front of me. I thought he had gone home after his shift but I guess he was turning the same way. He was going to stay around for a bit but I told him he should go. It seemed like he desperately needed to see his girlfriend (but thanks for stopping to see what was wrong anyway).

....But any how I'm glad I am still here to write this blog and explain this story...That no one will ever even read...But meh w.e. lol.