Graveyard shifts at f*****shop...woo hoo!

I actually should be sleeping at the moment or else i'm fucked tonight. I will have no choice but to purchase several cans of Redbull. I don't really officially work night shifts but I subsituting another employee. I think I actually liked it better than day shift. You mind your own business while you work and no one ever seems to bother you. Besides that the advantages are getting paid an extra doller per a hour. Can't complain! I need every penny since E***a Foods has decided to randomly cut everyone's hours. They cut mine down to 4 a week.....and poor Ryan Schaap? Zero!!! I don't think he really cares because he gets more at F*****shop. It keeps him happy so there's no dispute.