So much for my new invention!!!

I had been working on a new invention for sometime. I wasn't ready to reveal it to the world but I guess it doesn't count for much now anyway. I had thought of an idea that would allow us to communicate on our cellular phones hands-free. I mean, don't you hate it when you're driving or busy with something and have to handle a phone call at the same time? Anyways, apparently they have something now called a "blue tooth". LAME!!! I still think my idea was lot better...and cheaper! All it requires is an elastic band. What a waste of fuckin' time. I was trying to be original before some asshole takes my idea. All they did was give it a fancy name...boo!

....and don't forget, if you bought a "blue tooth" recently, keep your receipts!

Death Of Cell Phone

It was pissing rain yesterday as I was driving to Best Buy. I went in and got the cd I wanted and I came back. As I was reaching for my door handle I noticed my cell phone on the ground. One thing in my mind....FUCK! Atleast no one found it and had stolen it. I guess it fell out of my pocket as I was getting out. So I tried to use it and it was doing random things. I would press "6" and it would type asteriks and if I pressed "1" it made slashes. I guess I should have turned it off but I continued to use it because it started working a little better. When I got home it completely died out on me.... Rest In Pain L2 Cell Phone.

L2 Value: $200.00