"Put your hands where I can see them and slowly step away from the chapstick!"

Today, I had a 2pm-6:30pm shift at work. As soon I came home my dad asked me to drive down to London Drugs and pick up some Nyquil for him because he was sick. I arrived at London Drugs and I also decieded to purchase some Sponge Bob Square Pants chapstick (fuck you! I do whatever I want lol).

Here's where it got interesting, as I was driving I was trying to open the packaging on the chapstick. For some strange reason it was stuck in the plastic and wouldn't come out. I even tried to pull off the plastic around it and as far as pulling it out with my nails and then yanking it out with my teeth. God damn it! I really didn't understand. I was so frustrated! The age group for it was 4-8. Well if I couldn't do it, what were these little 4 or 5 year olds doing to open it? I swear I was going at it for 10 mins. I'm guessing the packaging was too tight around the thing and also due to the fact that it was dark and I was trying to drive at the same time.

Things got worse!!! ...yup, I was trying to steer my car and open it at the same time, so yeah my car was driving a little shaky....BUT as I looked in the rearview mirror I saw a cop car. The fuckin' pig followed me down a few blocks. I finally pulled onto my street and I thought I lost him. Even if he had pulled me over...what was he going to do? Arrest me for putting on chapstick??? Not like I was driving reckless....It just wobbled for a few seconds. Strangely the cop kept driving up and down my street looking for me but by then I had already gone inside my house.

...hmm, I wonder If he would had pulled me over. He probably would have been like... "Please step out of the vehicle with your hands up where I can see them. Sir, please drop the chapstick and step away!!!"

Oh well, fuckin' pigs...I realize he may have thought I was drunk but it was still funny at the moment.